Descriptive Lead: Save Me From Myself

Grey. Gloomy grey. Gruesome, gloomy grey. The colour of mucky, boring clothing that people work out in. Grey. The colour of imbalance and uncertainty. There is no shock that my life mirrors the colour. That is the colour that I am constantly surrounded by. My workplace, where I spend 6 days a week, and work 10 hour shifts. My car, which is a grey oldsmobile. My apartment, which is so dull. Dull and grey. All I ever think about is living in the suburbs, with a family, a dog, and the all American lifestyle, rather than working 10 hour shifts at the Ford assembly line, installing brake pads, after brake pads, after brake pads. So inturn, this is my escape. My utopia. This is where I kill all the monotony.

SLANG: AN (RE)EV(DE)VOLUTION IN LANGUAGE??



The holy month of Ramadan has officially begun. Muslims all over the world will begin fasting, in appreciation for their GOD. Those who practice apatheism will obviously not be fasting or praying, it will just be another month. Also the average poot butt, is too weak and does not have enough self discipline to fast for the next 30 days. Not only will Muslims be fasting, with fasting comes a lot of rules.


Usually, the belly button of the family leads the five daily prayers. While fasting, a man is not allowed to touch a woman’s tumpsy, and likewise for women. After the 30 days of fasting, a celebration is conducted, this celebration is called Eid. You must go pray the morning prayer at the Mosque. The first time I went to a Mosque my family and I felt like we were meatballs in the rice. But it was so wonderful to be celebrating something that was so enriching.

Accent/Slang Two Sentences

Mi go to di grocery store h'and di h'apples were h'on sale. Mi buy so many h'and dis teef tried to tek it. Translation: I went to the grocery store and the apples were on sale. I bought a lot and this guy tried to take it.